maulusque:

i love how in like 80% of Clone Wars fixit fics palpatine just up and dies in the background. like no one even cares how he dies, he just does. like the characters are going about their business, falling in love, setting up clone colonies, dealing with trauma, or whatever and at some point it’s just like “oh yeah and the chancellor choked on a bagel and died last week”

ziathal:

Imagine Obi Wan and Anakin during the Clone Wars having a rare break from the war back at the Jedi Temple deciding to go a few rounds in the practice ring together, eager to test their skill in a controlled environment since they rarely having time to train properly because they’re always in actual battles and having to modify their fighting techniques to the conditions. They use the practice rooms in the evening when everyone’s eating so it’s quieter so they’re less likely to disturb anyone. 

In the very corner of the room a young Padawan is practising a kata that she can’t quite get the hang of when Anakin and Obi Wan walk in. She’s stood there completely transfixed, watching as they start warming up and remembering all the stories she’s heard about the front lines of the Clone War and the daring victories of Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker. Then they begin duelling, slowly at first, but gradually fighting more fiercely as the competitive nature of their relationship wins out. Imagine what it must look like – The Heroes With No Fear, unstoppable Jedi duo, war heroes using their battle sharp skills and instinctive understanding of each other’s fighting style against each other. 

She skirts around the edges of room and runs down to one of the canteens where the some other Initiates and Padawans are eating, bursting into the room and yelling “SKYWALKER AND KENOBI ARE HAVING IT OUT IN THE PRACTICE CHAMBERS”. The entire room drops their stuff and runs, dragging people they meet in the corridor along with them. 

Older Padawans and eventually Knights and Masters get wind that something’s going on and start showing up as well. Pretty soon they’re surrounded by a crowd egging them on and are single-handedly responsible for a sudden surge in some very un-Jedi like gambling trends. 

Eventually, Anakin gets distracted being cocky with the crowd and Obi Wan manages to knock him on his arse and disarm him. 

Yoda refuses to disclose how much money he won out of the betting pool.   

countessofbiscuit:

“As the Kaminoans would reluctantly admit, genetics is not a perfect science –aberrations in a clone’s gestational environment and random mutations sometimes produced clones with different physical features, or that were simply wired differently than their batchers. Most of the time, these physical differences were slight enough that they could be ignored – eye color proved particularly prone to variation – or severe enough that the aberrant clone was reconditioned early in its development.”

CLONE TRAITORS, DEFECTORS AND OTHER ABERRATIONS

from
Star Wars: The Essential Guide to Warfare Author’s Cut, Part 9: Battlefields of the Clone Wars
(via cienie-isengardu)

Clone Headcanons:Totally Wasted Editon

bitch8901:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

ct-hardcase:

armedandglamorous:

Rex: Insists he’s not drunk and does dangerous and/ or stupid things to prove it.
Cody: Giggler, almost anything will make him laugh like a spray paint can misfiring.
Fives: Gets naked at the slightest provocation. Talking to him is extreme provocation.
Kix: Finally gets the courage to flirt,does so by telling his grossest medical stories
Echo: Tells the same story repeatedly. It only gets more entertaining as he seems to develop a childlike fascination with the sounds letters make as he goes along until he’s just saying “ BBBB!” And looking pleased with himself.
Fox: Starts a chant of “ Fuck Da Police”, despite being reminded that he is, in fact, the police.
Hardcase: “ HARDCASE THAT POLE IS FOR THE STRIPPERS ONLY! …THAT IS NOT WHAT I MENT AND YOU KNOW IT!”
Tup: Becomes a cuddly puppy type, as in he’ll casually walk over your genitalia to lick your face.
Wolffe: Delivers a stream of consciousness monologue sung like an eighties power ballad.
Gree: Also does a stream of consciousness monologue, entirely in huttese
Bly: quiet unless he sees a ruitan twi-lek, then he starts crying.
Dogma: Weepy ranting about regulations, tends to pass out first.
Jesse: Tells everyone how much he loves them. Gives them leaves that he finds on the ground
Heavy: Starts fistfight over bullshit trivia, like who’s the best prime minister of Loth.
Cutup: Ends up making out with someone on the hood of a speeder. At least once it was a gamorian in a blonde wig.
Droidbait: Stole a hover grocery cart and charged other drunk people for rides. Made a hundred credits. Remembers none of it and it vaguely troubles him to this day.

I am laughing my ass off right now thank you so much.

I was broken and done by the second line.

😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌❤❤❤❤❤❤❤