Tag: headcanon accepted

aces-to-apples:

maulusque:

swlucasverse:

State your business.

― Suu

Ok real talk. How the fuck does her fucking stripper overalls thing stay where it is. Did she. Fucking glue it to her tiddies. Look at it. It is literally defying gravity to cling to the undersides of her boobs. She is a farmwife who performs manual labor all day why couldn’t the writers give her a real fucking shirt.

My personal “fuck you, Filoni” headcanon is that Suu only throws that mess on when there are strangers visiting, to take advantage of how Twi’leks are hypersexualized by pretty much everyone in the galaxy. If she got her stripper-alls on and her titties out, the potential-threats won’t notice that she can shoot a deathstick out of their mouth at 15 meters or suplex them into the ground until it’s already happened.

At all other times she wears farming- and weather-appropriate clothes.

maulusque:

transboba:

the 501st is a battallion, not a company, and has been for some time now.

anakin has no idea how rank works, to the point where it’s a running joke in the “company”, but also sometimes actively detrimental or causing his troopers to be undervalued or given jobs below their positions. appo was actually a pretty high-ranking lieutenant on umbara, but was still a sergeant in name. 

which is also why rex, despite being in command of as many troops as a commander and doing all the active duties of one, is still referred to as a captain. 

some time after umbara, appo becomes essentially a captain, in command of one of the companies ( though likely not torrent ), but he’s now called a lieutenant in name for the same reason. 

a bit before rex and ahsoka are both gone, someone finally notices the disrepancies here ( possibly appo, again, finally straightening out years worth of shoddy or unfiled paperwork ), and fixes the rank system, so rex is, for a short time, called a commander, and appo is a captain. 

which is how he became a commander, by the time of revenge of the sith – he didn’t rankjump from sergeant to commander, it was a fairly natural promotion chain. also, lieutenant is a rank we’ve seen given to cc class clones before, with thire, so it starts to actually make sense why appo, also a cc-clone, is in that position on umbara.

Appo just about becomes an alcoholic trying to fix all the paperwork and unfuck the 501st’s personnel database. When Anakin was inputting his officer’s names to match their numbers, he apparently couldn’t understand the difference between the “rank” field and the “name” field. So he put Rex’s name in as “Captain Rex”. and his rank in as “Captain”. Appo doesn’t have the admin authority to edit the names, just the ranks. So he sighs and switches Rex’s official rank to Commander.

During the few days that it takes for the promotion to make its way through the bureaucratic machine, everyone has a grand old time addressing Rex as “Captain Captain Rex”. then it finally comes through and Rex gets to introduce himself as “Commander Captain Rex”.

Clone Headcanons:Totally Wasted Editon

bitch8901:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

ct-hardcase:

armedandglamorous:

Rex: Insists he’s not drunk and does dangerous and/ or stupid things to prove it.
Cody: Giggler, almost anything will make him laugh like a spray paint can misfiring.
Fives: Gets naked at the slightest provocation. Talking to him is extreme provocation.
Kix: Finally gets the courage to flirt,does so by telling his grossest medical stories
Echo: Tells the same story repeatedly. It only gets more entertaining as he seems to develop a childlike fascination with the sounds letters make as he goes along until he’s just saying “ BBBB!” And looking pleased with himself.
Fox: Starts a chant of “ Fuck Da Police”, despite being reminded that he is, in fact, the police.
Hardcase: “ HARDCASE THAT POLE IS FOR THE STRIPPERS ONLY! …THAT IS NOT WHAT I MENT AND YOU KNOW IT!”
Tup: Becomes a cuddly puppy type, as in he’ll casually walk over your genitalia to lick your face.
Wolffe: Delivers a stream of consciousness monologue sung like an eighties power ballad.
Gree: Also does a stream of consciousness monologue, entirely in huttese
Bly: quiet unless he sees a ruitan twi-lek, then he starts crying.
Dogma: Weepy ranting about regulations, tends to pass out first.
Jesse: Tells everyone how much he loves them. Gives them leaves that he finds on the ground
Heavy: Starts fistfight over bullshit trivia, like who’s the best prime minister of Loth.
Cutup: Ends up making out with someone on the hood of a speeder. At least once it was a gamorian in a blonde wig.
Droidbait: Stole a hover grocery cart and charged other drunk people for rides. Made a hundred credits. Remembers none of it and it vaguely troubles him to this day.

I am laughing my ass off right now thank you so much.

I was broken and done by the second line.

😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

bactatank:

That diagram of the Jedi temple got me thinking that it would have a very collegiate atmosphere

  • “Wanna get some food?” “The refectory’s closed.” “What about the one in the east wing?” “They put so much cheese in EVERYTHING though.”
  • Younglings excusing themselves from class, using the restroom, and then taking “the long way” back (which takes forty-five minutes)
  • All sorts of nefarious goings-on happen in the meditation gardens after midnight
  • There’s a loth-cat loose in the dorms. No one knows who it belongs to, but it has been there for weeks.
  • Jocasta Nu would very much like to know who keeps changing the desktop backgrounds on the library computers to a close-up of Mace Windu’s angry face, although she’s not sure whether she would prefer to punish them or hire them on as an assistant
  • Kit Fisto is a bit of a legend in the dormitories, rumored to have scaled the Tower of Reconciliation on a dare using nothing but tied-together bedsheets. He demurrs when asked about it, which only adds more fuel to the fire.
  • Though not officially sanctioned, there is a temple radio station. Tune in late at night to hear everything from traditional Gungan music to deep cuts from outer rim punk bands
  • Quinlan Vos is a library napper #confirmed
  • Groups of padawans sneaking through the main hall at night, when everything is empty and silent, their giggles echoing off the vaulted ceiling and bouncing back at them from a thousand directions 
  • They say that the memorial to Qui-Gon Jinn in the Temple Spire is haunted. Every now and then a knight will camp out next to it in hopes of catching a glimpse of the paranormal, and some come back claiming to have heard strange sounds. Then again, they may have just been hearing Eeth Koth’s art-noise band rehearsing.

maulusque:

commanderscody:

can we olease stop associating all of cody’s character with obi-wan? cody is his own individual, has his own personality separate from obi-wan, and his world most definitely does not revolve around the jedi. i want to see more fics where it’s just cody, that there is a narrative focused on him and his struggles and his thoughts, separate from his jedi general. unfortunately i see this in a lot of codywan fics, where cody is just there to support obi-wan, and it’s like there is no worth to his character other than this ship. let’s start appreciating cody for HIS character and personality and not just attached to a character that only cares about him superficially (even that is a stretch).

ok Cody headcanons, sans obi-wan!

-Since he was one of the original command clones trained by Alpha-17, he personally identifies with Mandalorian culture a lot more than future generations of clones.

-Originally, his name was Kote, which is Mandalorian for “glory”, but his first non-clone CO couldn’t pronounce it right, but kept trying, but the best he could get was “Cody”. Cody liked it and thought it was hilarious so it stuck.

-Sometimes his closest brothers still call him Kote, though.

-Rex is Cody’s closest brother (in a shippy way or not, I headcanon both/either). They met in training on Kamino, and Rex is a few months younger than Cody (which is a much bigger gap to the clones than it is to us), and Cody’s always felt a little protective over him. He’s very proud of Rex’s leadership achievements.

-Wolffe is another close friend of Cody’s. When they get together and hang out, it inevitably turns into a massive bitchfest where they complain about everything from their generals to the caf.

-Cody, as the Marshall Commander of the third systems army, technically outranks Anakin. Cody is waiting for the perfect moment to let Anakin know this.

-Cody is lowkey the mom-friend of his battalion. He goes out of his way to get extra things for them like better rations, extra time off, or stuff for the rec room. One time, he acquired a whole bunch of crayons from a bombed-out school and dumped them in the rec room for troopers to mess around with. He subsequently received hundreds of drawings from his troops (some of them very inappropriate). He tapes each one to the door of his quarters.

-Cody got a reputation for having eyes in the back of his head. Every trooper knows that you can’t get away with anything when Cody’s around.

-One time, Rex got ahold of Cody’s helmet and glued googly eyes on the back. Cody noticed but pretended he didn’t, because he gets a kick out of suddenly whipping around on shinies trying not to laugh at the eyes and going “something funny, trooper?” and watching them struggle to contain their laughter

-Cody is fairly straight laced, but is willing to bend the rules when it’s what’s best for his men. He’s not one to play pranks much, but sometimes Rex drags him into shenanigans. (I headcanon Rex as worse than Fives, btw, but he mostly pretends to be an adult because Someone Around here Has to Be).

-Early on in the war, Rex persuaded Cody to switch places with him and see how long it took their respective generals to notice.

-It took them almost a week, and this was with Rex and Cody doing increasingly exaggerated impressions of each other.

-Cody swears like a space sailor, unless he’s in front of superiors. When Obi-Wan is there, he’s like “alright, move out!” When he’s not, Cody’s like “Ok, mothers and fuckers of the jury, get your fucking asses moving”

-But he doesn’t tolerate swearing in his troops, especially not shinies. One time Rex saw him chewing out a couple of new guys for swearing, and got on Cody’s case for it, saying that Cody was physically incapable of not swearing. Cody insisted that he totally was able to not fucking swear, and the end result was a bet where Cody had to abstain from swearing for an entire month.

-Which is why, on Rishi, when Rex (as far as Cody knows) shoots a brother right in the face, Cody goes “rex what the HECK are you doing”

-Cody likes to read, mostly history and stuff like anthropology and sociology. He’s fascinated by other cultures and people. If he survives the war, he thinks he’d like to teach kids, or else do something that lets him travel the galaxy.

-Cody hates army coffee, it’s terrible and tastes like sewage, but he drinks it anyways because it’s funny to see the natural-borns grimace when he just chugs a mug of it.

-Cody is very aware of his position as a command clone, and the power differential it puts between him and most of his brothers. He doesn’t really have any close friends outside of the other command clones (and Rex of course).

-He downloaded some material illicitly, and is trying to learn the twi’lek language on his own. He chose twi’lek because it was the language he could find the most available free material online for.

poplitealqueen:

wizardlogic:

Filch has a doctorate in art conservation and has definitely read Hogwarts A History

Actaully speaking of PoA, can we fuckin talk about Filch and his art credentials?

The portrait of the fat lady gets slashed and Dumbledore hands her off to Filch to get restored?

AND FILCH DOES IT, AND DOES IT WELL?

The next time we see her there is NO mention of anything like, oh she’s back but you can kinda see where she was cut… NO. She comes back in PEAK CONDITION.

Restored by Filch, who *has no magic.*

He restored this however many hundreds of year old painting *by hand.*

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SKILL MUST HAVE BEEN INVOLVED HERE?

This 100% changes the character of Filch. Like I’ve only ever seen him portrayed as this kind of head janitor kind of character, movies style, but like. Why? Why would Hogwarts need that if it’s full of house elves? According to Harry Oblivious Potter, probably cause Dumbledore felt bad and gave him a shitty job but one he could at least do and still be in the wizarding world.

WRONG. It’s cause that’s not his actual job.

Listen.

Dung bomb goes off in a classroom? Long night for the house elves.

Dung bomb goes off in a 300 year old suit of armor? Long six to eight weeks for Argus Filch.

Fanged frisbee tears up an irreplaceable tapestry?

Filch.

Peeves draws dicks on a portrait of the founders?

Filch.

All these damn kids in and out of here every day acting like dumbasses and blowing stuff up when it’s already bad enough they keep tracking dirt and *breathing* all over everything?

Filch.

Now how about, how does Filch know all the secret passages? A combination of things. Probably paintings told him about some. You spend weeks restoring a portrait of someone who helped build the place which lives and moves and speaks in their voice and you’re bound to at least talk a bit, if not learn a few things. But many he probably found on his own, either by wit or by study- he’s gotta be entrenched in tr history of this place. If Binns hadn’t come back as a ghost Filch could probably teach history of magic in his place.

He keeps the place in order such that generations next will still have it, and said generations next show him no god damn respect for that. He’s bitter for a lot of excellent reasons.

This post just made my morning.

ma-setheneran:

I like to think that while almost all Zabraks receive their facial markings as pre-teens in a rite of passage, as canon dictates, they add others throughout their lives. Like they’re earning their stripes over the years, slowly covering their body with more and more patterns. And that makes me think of so many possibilities:

– Mandalorian Zabraks whose bodies are covered with art from both their cultures – the geometric Zabrak patterns woven through with Mandalorian heraldry, short phrases in Mando’a, silhouettes of beasts they’ve hunted and slain.

– Zabrak Jedi, waiting until they’re Padawans before they get their facial tattoos, and then adding more for the other great achievements of their lives – when they’re knighted, when they take on their first Padawan, when they become a Master, so they can never forget what a responsibility they’re taking on, it’s written on their bodies.

– Zabrak Sith whose tattoos are traditional Zabrak patterns but in Sith inks, so that their skin is marked in crimson and purple that gives of a metallic sheen when light falls on it, so that when they’re in combat and the lightsabres are flashing they look utterly ethereal.

– Zabrak smugglers who turn up in the tattoo parlours every few years, all wit and charm and laughter, but who describe the new designs they want with complete seriousness, because there are some traditions that never stop having meaning, though you’ve left everything to live among the stars.

– Zabraks who add new markings when they get married, when they have children, when they lose someone, until they’re elders with no room left on their skin. Who’ll sit down with friends and family and discuss the meaning of each tattoo by a fire, who’ll lie beside their lovers of so many decades and trace each other’s markings, celebrating all this beautiful proof that they’ve lived.

Just… Zabrak tattoos. That is all.

marauders4evr:

15-underscores:

ihsnamih:

I love how casually knowledgeable Ronald Weasley is, talking facts, including the year and the venue

like that.

Charlie studied dragons. Ron isn’t just casually knowledgeable, he takes an interest in his brothers’ hobbies

I’ll bet it wasn’t just an interest. In fact, I’ll bet those exact words were repeated in the Weasley household on a weekly, if not daily, basis.

“But Mum, my mate’s cousin’s sister’s uncle has the egg just ready to go and honestly, who better to take care of things than us, because after all—?”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

“Dad, seriously, the guy in the alleyway was practically begging me to take the egg and I mean—”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

“Good morning, family, let’s say I managed to convert my bedroom into a habitat suitable for a Chinese Fireball, wouldn’t that show that I’m respons—”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

It’s just on a gigantic af poster in the middle of the Burrow’s kitchen. Hanging right there above the tea kettle: 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕒𝕨𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤’ ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝟙𝟟𝟘𝟡, ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖!

It just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey.