clone meme: saying things like “I wasn’t engineered for this” or “this is not within my design specs” or “this is going to void my warranty” when faced with inconvenient tasks that you don’t want to do or unpleasant situations you’d rather not be in
Cody, from behind a mountain of paperwork: I wasn’t engineered for this
Rex, after Ahsoka and Anakin threw him off a fucking wall: pretty sure that voided my warranty
Hardcase, when Rex puts him on custodial duty: this is not within my design specs, sir
Fives, when Krell points his lightsaber at him: watch out, sir, you don’t want to void my warranty
Boil, with Numa climbing all over him and pulling his hair: I WAS NOT ENGINEERED FOR THIS
Kix, sitting down in the mess hall and looking at the rations on his tray: this is going to void my warranty
Rex, 10,000% done, eight hours into a battle and muttering under his breath while shooting droids: “I wasn’t engineered for this shit”
Cody, overhearing him on the comms: YES you WERE
Aayla, to Bly: Commander, did anyone ever tell you you have beautiful eyes?
Bly, internally shutting down: thIS Is nOT WIThin my dESIGn spECS
hey guys reblog and post your headcanons (silly or serious) about the clone command because I’ve always wanted to see those. I’ll start:
Gree loves useless trivia
Fox has bobby pins all around his barracks from whenever Thorn visits
Cody is a closet romantic. He pretends to scoff at that sappy shit but he secretly loves it. He doesn’t know his horoscope, but he checks Obi-Wan’s
Gree also swears less than the others (as does the rest of the 41st) because seriously, how do you swear around Offee, Unduli, and Yoda? you don’t, that’s how (though, he caught Luminara swearing once, and he just about died)
Fox and Wolffe sometimes get together to look at fashion magazines and window shop on Coruscant, but neither tells any of the other clones*. Everyone just thinks they’re out drinking together and they’d like to keep it that way
Rex owes the most drinks out of the entire command
There’s an unspoken rule that if another Commander comes to you to rant about what off-the-wall stuff their Jedi pulled this week, they need to listen**
*note on Fox and Wolffe: I don’t think the clones would give them grief about shopping because it’s “girly”, but because it’s civilian fashion that the clones don’t have any real use for
**unless that person is Rex or Cody, because those two can go for hours. The two actually had a contest one night to see who could go for the longest time giving these stories. Cody maintains that Rex only won because he also had material from Ahsoka to go off of
Robes and lightsabers aren’t the only things Obi-wan leaves lying around, it’s everything. At first Cody would pick everything up and return it, but he’s started to only do that if it’s somewhere it can’t be safely left. Otherwise he waits for Obi-wan to notice its missing then offers to “help find it,” and now he has Obi-wan convinced he has some sort of genius for finding lost objects.
He’s alive. The General is alive. – Cody and Obi Wan, post the Rako Hardeen arc. I would’ve loved to see Cody’s reaction to seeing Obi Wan again after being informed his General had been murdered.Â
“Everything is going to change,” Obi-Wan mused, leaning into Cody.
They were tucked away in a shadowy nook of one of the less used
meditation gardens, beneath a tree heavy with pale blue flowers.
Obi-Wan’s newly acquired scars were still harsh and pink, but he was
moving more easily, had begun working out again with the Healers’
permission.
“A lot of the vod’ike who served under – indifferent –
Jedi are requesting their walking papers,” Cody said. He left unspoken
what they both knew – almost no one who served directly under Obi-Wan
had applied for a discharge.
“And you?” Obi-Wan asked. “What do
you want, now that the war’s over?” Obi-Wan asked, fingers dancing
nervously over Cody’s forearm.
“Not sure,” Cody admitted. “Never thought much about what would happen after. Seemed like a good way to jinx things.”
“I
never took you for superstitious,” Obi-Wan teased, and Cody snorted.
They sat silent for a long while, simply enjoying one another’s company.
“If – if I wish to remain with the Order?” Obi-Wan asked as the lights
cycled toward sleep mode.
“I don’t mind,” Cody said thoughtfully,
after turning the question over for a few quiet moments. “In truth, I
have trouble imagining you as anything but a Jedi. That’s part of who
you are, not just what you do.” He paused, making sure his next words
came out right. “I know there are a lot of vode in the Seventh Sky and
some of the other Corps who wish to continue to work with the Jedi.”
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