aka, a dumb modern AU quiobi oneshot by me, off of the prompt
- I’m calling to cancel our date because I’m actually in the ER right now, sorry. …I mean, sure, I guess you can come down here, but… okay…
from this post
this is very fluffy and self-indulgent, i fully blame my having read davaia’s Scarif Sunrise earlier tonight, also less whumpy than i expected it to be?
thank you to the SW discord and especially cuzosu and sanerontheinside for enabling me. anyway, enjoy!
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Tag: au
So this is the fluffy bit I’ve been working on for so long – it’s especially for @forcearama who had way too much fun with the random TCW plot generator and ended up sparking something in me (and also for @generallkenobi as an apology for you know what)…
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For a mining platform at the end of nowhere Bespin was kind of pretty. Lots of pastel clouds framed by white plasteel, clean layout with lots of public areas, no sign of blaster residue on any of the walls… Wolffe would be quite content here were it not for his own uncertainty.
Travelling around the galaxy as hired security had seemed like a good idea at the time. Gen… Master Koon had been very insistent about the need for he and his brothers to take advantage of the current political climate and experience the wider galaxy before accepting the offer to re-enlist. And honestly, Wolffe was rather grateful to be away from the mess left after the whole “apparently the Chancellor is a Sith” debacle. Especially given how close it had been – if it hadn’t been some unknown slicer decommissioning those karking control chips…
Wolffe wasn’t naive enough to think that it was all over, the
ChancellorSith Master is still out there and still has his supporters, but for the moment things were stable; he and his brothers have full Republic citizenship, andhis fatherGeneral Master KoonPlo wanted him to experience “personal freedom and agency”. So here he was. On Bespin.Stuck.
The transport ship he’d arrived in had been declared dead on arrival, the hyperdrive apparently less than a day or so from a catastrophic meltdown, and so far his efforts to find passage off the station had come to naught.
He knew that should worst come to worst he could probably comm one of his brothers for assistance but… The famed Commander of the Wolfpack? Requiring an evacuation from civvie space because you couldn’t find a ship? Wolffe would never live it down. Never.
And then there’s his Jedi: oh they’d be kind about it but he can already see Plo’s eye smile and
General FistoKit’s stupidly handsome grin and Force damn it Wolffe had just gotten ahead in their unofficial snark competition!So no. He would find a way out of this.
Somehow.
“NYAH!”
Wolffe stops.
His wanderings have taken him down into the lower levels of the station, where gleaming white gives way to industrial brown and most of the inhabitants are robotic in nature.
Which makes the small animal staring at him imperiously from its perch in one of the exposed conduits all the more startling.
It’s a Tooka. Dark indigo fur blending almost seamlessly into the shadows, broken up only by bright green eyes and sharp white teeth as it demands his attention.
“NYAOOOH!”
Determining that its target was well and truly aware of its presence the Tooka launches itself into the air and for a moment Wolffe feels his well honed battle instincts kick in.
He manages to turn a defensive block into a softer hold just in time to catch the creature before it makes contact with his chest.
The Tooka appears unperturbed by its near miss. At least the affectionate headbutt to Wolffe’s chin would suggest as much.
Wonderful.
Now he needs to find where the little beast came from and make sure it ends up back where it belongs.
… eventually.
Its fur is very soft. And the purring is rather soothing.
And it’s not like there’s anywhere else he needs to be.
This is absolutely wonderful! 100% would get invested into this universe ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍
i know there are various fics where jedi travel back in time and train obi-wan – mostly anakin | vader and ahsoka, but does anyone have any recs for luke going back and becoming obi-wan’s master?

Jaeger pilot Obi-Wan by @eckses at @eckses-art
Jaeger pilot Anakin by @baldwinboy5iveBecause neither of us will ever, ever stop loving Pacific Rim, this crossover was inevitable. There is a shared line: “Great, kid!/Hey, kid! Don’t get cocky.”
Clone Wars: Infinities: What if the Father never rescued Anakin from the Dark Side?
A between-commissions sketch that took WAY too long. I came across a picture of the actor Matthew Goode in this pose/outfit, and immediately thought of Obi-Wan as a sassy history professor.
Hi guys, here’s a super fun commission I just finished up for @drunkkenobi! ❤ She requested a role-reversal image of Obi-Wan and Satine fighting together back-to-back, with Satine as a Jedi and Obi-Wan as Duke of Mandalore.
I got to adapt Satine’s first TCW outfit for him, and also I got to use crazy 80s neon lighting (aka the BEST lighting) so this was a really great experience all round!
How about when Obi-Wan goes to Bandomeer, he ends up on Mandalore instead. Because Mandalorians will adopt outside their culture, little naive Obi-Wan finds a family that accepts him. How would the Battle of Galidraan go down if a force sensitive Mandalorian who knew how Jedi operate was on Jango’s side? Also, also, Mandalore space abuts Dathomir, so ObiMaul can just wiggle right in there.
This could work. Bandomeer and Mandalore are both on the Hydian Way trade route. Maybe the ship has engine troubles or something and has to divert to Mandalore. In the ruckus Obi-Wan manages to escape. He’s heard of the hostility between Mandalorians and the Jedi, but right now ANYTHING sounds like a better option and the Order has made it clear that he isn’t a Jedi, anyway.
There’s a bit of proving himself involved, but it’s nothing he can’t handle and soon he’s adopted into a clan. Maybe Clan Fett, for simplicity’s sake. Having a “real” family is a much bigger adjustment than learning the Mando way of life. People who openly care about him? And show affection? The idea of attachments being a good thing? It takes time, but Obi-Wan flourishes and adapts to his new home.
He’s still learning to adapt when Jango is called to deal with the problem on Galidraan. He’s allowed to tag along as it’ll be a good learning experience, though he’s sent with Myles (Jango’s aide-de-camp) to keep him marginally safer. The Mandos may be tough, but they aren’t ruthless. Or not all of them anyway. Jango doesn’t want to lose his new baby brother just as he’s finally getting used to him.
Obi-Wan senses the arrival of the Jedi and his first irrational thought is that they’ve come to drag him back to Bandomeer. But no, he quickly realizes that isn’t the case and when Myles makes ready to fly up to support Jango Obi-Wan tries to convince him not to, saying he has a very bad feeling about this. Obi’s “bad feelings” are something that Jango has learned to respect, but Myles is a little more skeptical. Obi beats him to the punch, however, and flies up first.
When the Jedi leaps up to strike him down, Obi-Wan Force-shoves him away and lands beside Jango, where he proceeds to read the Jedi the riot act about blundering into a situation without understanding what they’re doing.
The Jedi are a bit taken aback to have a Mandalorian reciting their own tenets back at them. Especially a Mandalorian who is so clearly Force sensitive. Everything grinds to a halt while the Jedi figure out what to do and Jango manages to get his men to back down for the moment to see what happens. Myles catches up and is FURIOUS. He may never forgive Obi-Wan for taking off like that and making him look like an idiot.
Dooku, meanwhile, thinks Obi-Wan’s name sounds familiar. Some kind of tragedy involving his former padawan, Qui-Gon. He needs to consult with the Council about this mess, anyway, so maybe he’ll ask about it.
In the end (maybe via an ambush when the insurgents realize their plan didn’t work) the Jedi and Mandalorians wind up working together to stop the Death Watch splinter group and restore peace.
Obi-Wan earns the nickname of Paklalat (silver tongue) and Jango is grudgingly proud. Talking your way out of a fight doesn’t seem very Mandalorian, but he’s also VERY aware of what would have happened if Myles had been the one in the air instead of Obi-Wan when the Jedi attacked, so he’s willing to see the wisdom of it.
Now. *cracks knuckles* As for Maul, he would technically have been snatched by Sidious at around age 3 and would be around 10 at the time of the Not-Battle of Galidraan. That’s around the age he was sent off to Orsis Academy and he spent a few years there before it all went to shit for him. But we’ll say that at some point Jango had reason to snoop around Orsis and maybe uses Obi-Wan as bait.
Obi-Wan picks up on Maul right away and being the Paklalat he is he soon manages to talk himself into some kind of friendship with Maul and Kilindi. More Kilindi than Maul, probably, be he’ll follow her lead.
LOTS of stuff happens, including an attempted kidnapping of Maul that Obi-Wan helps foil, the arrival of a Mando Jango despises, and a whole lotta heck. Obi-Wan has been quietly talking up the possibility of Kilindi and Maul becoming Mandalorians themselves. Kilindi is skeptical (but less so after the foiled kidnapping). Maul flat-out ignores him because he knows his Master wouldn’t approve. But then his Master tells him to kill everyone, including Kilindi and Obi-Wan and suddenly Maul finds himself hesitating.
Jango is helmet-palming so hard when Obi-Wan brings home a couple of strays, but they are welcomed anyway and find homes of their own. Maybe part of Clan Fett, but not Jango’s own home.
Sidious is FURIOUS about losing his apprentice, but his efforts to regain him keep failing because of that damned Jedi washout Obi-Wan Fett. (When Dooku found out who Obi-Wan was he was… very displeased that the Order had kicked out so promising a student, but Obi-Wan refused all careful efforts to recruit him back and frankly Dooku couldn’t blame him)
In this ‘verse the True Mandalorians and Jedi wind up with some fairly strong bonds thanks to Obi and Jango. Sidious tries to drive a wedge between the two groups by dropping hints that the Mandos are harboring a fugitive Sith, but it doesn’t work and only makes Obi-Wan even more protective of Maul. They probably send Dooku again and Obi tells him enough that Dooku, who is already a bit iffy on the “wisdom” of the Council, decides to back off and see what magic this tiny Paklalat can work.
Obi, Maul, and Kilindi are all very close. A lot of experimenting happens before they work out arrangements that they all like. Jango continues to be proud and frustrated by his little brother. Obi-Wan becomes a right terror of a negotiator and people who think he’s all talk and no action often learn the hard way just how wrong they are.
Kilindi still favors assassinations and takes to bounty hunting like a duck to water. Maul forges his own path with a lot of help from his friends and manages to overcome his past. He still has close to ten years of abuse to cope with, but he has a support system- not just Obi and Kilindi, but the Mandalorians themselves, who know a thing or two about PTSD and how to help.
There’ll be some Obimaul. And maybe some Maulindi. And other arrangements. Life for all of them is more or less happy and a damn sight better than it would have been if Obi-Wan had made it to Bandomeer. The Jedi will definitely come to regret letting go of Obi-Wan. Yoda in particular has fucked up pretty solidly in his attempts to manipulate Obi and Qui and this particular backfire may eventually shake the Order to its core.
Sidious, too, will have no end of trouble because as clever and manipulative as he is eventually someone is going to figure out exactly who keeps sending assassins after a fifteen year old (or however old Maul is when he escapes). The whole shape of the universe will change and all because Obi-Wan Kenobi seized the opportunity the Force presented to him and chose his own destiny rather than letting it be decided for him.
reverse star wars au: Luke and Leia are raised and trained by Darth Vader. Vader sends Luke to rescue his sister from the rebel alliance. Luke pretends to be a spoiled son of a high up imperial officer trying to save a “princess” for an adventure. He hires Han to help him sneak into the rebellion to find Leia. On the way they pick up Obi-wan who recognizes Luke. Despite what he’s been told about Kenobi Luke thinks Obi-Wan can get him into the rebellion. adventure happens. Leia may have run away.
*star eyes* This has so much potential for fun!
Leia leaving the Empire because she disagrees with it, and Vader assuming she’s been kidnapped? Gosh. Yes.
Luke being this mega-extra dude handy with a lightsaber deciding he has to go save his sister because, sure, they’re a Dark Side Family, but they still stick together damnit.
Han and Chewie being coerced by this wimpy-looking blonde 19 year old into taking him to the Rebellion only for said 19 year old to turn into an absolute death machine with a lightsaber.
LUKE BEING THE ONE TO FIND OBI-WAN AFTER VADER SPENT ALMOST TWO DECADES LOOKING FOR HIM! HAHA. I imagine that maybe Leia got a hold of him when she was questioning the Dark Side, and Obi-Wan was like “Here’s the address for the Rebel Alliance, my dear.” only for Leia’s secret transmissions or some shit to be traced back to Obi-Wan and, damn, he’s been caught.
Obi-Wan wiping the floor with a frustrated Luke. Lmao, Anakin was a crummy teacher.
Luke using the puppy dog eyes to convince Obi-Wan he wants to join the Rebels but in actuality he’s still sending transmissions to Vader. Obi-Wan falling for it like a fucking sap. Now Han has to deal with a murderous Sith and his weird wizard grandpa while also evading both Imperials and Rebels and, fuck, he needs Space Xanax stat.
But then!! Oh, then. They get to the Rebel Alliance, Leia and Luke have a badass lightsaber fight that basically degrades into a sibling rivalry argument and Luke nearly crying because Leia just left them and Dad is so worried and Leia being all, “Dude Dad is helping to build a giant planet-killer. I like planets. Calm tf down and turn to the good side.” And Luke starts to actually turn to the Light Side and junk because Leia is persuasive as hell.
Fast forward to when they have to confront Vader and Vader ends up turning to the Light Side too because he can’t kill his kids, darn it.
Also, Leia and Han end up dating. I’m sure that isn’t terrifying what with Vader and an overprotective Sith Luke hovering around. Smh.
Oh and Vader and Obi-Wan can make up. I want this au to be happy.

concept: roleswap au where satine is the fierce, warlike sister willing to do anything for her vod’ika, her people, and bo-katan is the idealist, the pacifist who rails against injustice and violence. and obi-wan of course, falls for satine all the same.