1. “When the sanctified dead rise from the their graves to receive judgement, I’ll start doling out cash.”
2. “What a delightful child.”
3. “Next time there’s a brawl, I’ll curl up under a table with a good book. We don’t get paid enough to endure these indignities.”
4. “Oh, by all means. Wouldn’t want to give myself time to heal.”
5. “That was not kind. Not kind at all.”
6. “Well, sir, I abhor gambling and as such leave nothing to chance.”
7. “I’ll tell you what. I’ll lend it to you, at 10% interest, if you pay me back within the hour. After that, 20%. Per day. Deal?”
8. “I’m saying you cheated badly.”
9. “I detest an amateur.”
10. “Brace yourself, ____. Here comes ugly.”
11. “A gentleman does not debase himself by engaging in menial labor.”
12. “Six kings. Nobody’s that damn proficient. I’d have seen him palm it; I know every trick in the book. Hell, I wrote the book.”
13. “Rude? No, rude would be a definite improvement. I’m saying you scare people.”
14. “I haven’t seen him/her.”
15. “I was not made for honest labor.”
16. “You might want to work on your repertoire, son/miss.”
17. “A lady would have slapped his oafish, drooling face.”
18. “Exactly what effort have you ever exerted that wasn’t entirely self-serving?”
19. “Now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgeon, you may effect my emancipation.”
20. “There’s gold in that ground, and the anticipation of it is burning a hole in my stomach.”
21. “Well, sleep tight… don’t let the, uh… well, you know the rest.”
22. “What are you attempting to suggest?”
23. “A handkerchief? The oldest ruse in the book.”
24. “Now, that was rude.”
Created using still images taken by the Cassini spacecraft during it’s flyby of Jupiter and while at Saturn. Shown is Io and Europa over Jupiter’s Great Red Spot.
NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill
It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass.
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002, dir. Peter Jackson)

He’s not one you want to leave holding your bag. For Rogue One, K-2SO concept art by Luke Fisher.
Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.
I’m afraid
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