Rex: Insists he’s not drunk and does dangerous and/ or stupid things to prove it.
Cody: Giggler, almost anything will make him laugh like a spray paint can misfiring.
Fives: Gets naked at the slightest provocation. Talking to him is extreme provocation.
Kix: Finally gets the courage to flirt,does so by telling his grossest medical stories
Echo: Tells the same story repeatedly. It only gets more entertaining as he seems to develop a childlike fascination with the sounds letters make as he goes along until he’s just saying “ BBBB!” And looking pleased with himself.
Fox: Starts a chant of “ Fuck Da Police”, despite being reminded that he is, in fact, the police.
Hardcase: “ HARDCASE THAT POLE IS FOR THE STRIPPERS ONLY! …THAT IS NOT WHAT I MENT AND YOU KNOW IT!”
Tup: Becomes a cuddly puppy type, as in he’ll casually walk over your genitalia to lick your face.
Wolffe: Delivers a stream of consciousness monologue sung like an eighties power ballad.
Gree: Also does a stream of consciousness monologue, entirely in huttese
Bly: quiet unless he sees a ruitan twi-lek, then he starts crying.
Dogma: Weepy ranting about regulations, tends to pass out first.
Jesse: Tells everyone how much he loves them. Gives them leaves that he finds on the ground
Heavy: Starts fistfight over bullshit trivia, like who’s the best prime minister of Loth.
Cutup: Ends up making out with someone on the hood of a speeder. At least once it was a gamorian in a blonde wig.
Droidbait: Stole a hover grocery cart and charged other drunk people for rides. Made a hundred credits. Remembers none of it and it vaguely troubles him to this day.I am laughing my ass off right now thank you so much.
I was broken and done by the second line.
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Clone Headcanons:Totally Wasted Editon
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